Just the Facts, Ma’am
Ron Ares November 29th, 2007
Off our normal real estate commentary, but reading the police blotter at the West Linn Tidings provides some comic relief…and reveals a little about your neighbors.
Here’s a sample:
· 11/12, 5:29 a.m.; A West Linn man asked officers to come to his apartment because he was worried about the dead people who live in his shoe. An officer went to the apartment, checked the shoes and reported that everything was OK. The officer also told the man to call his doctor and ask to have his medication changed.
· 11/13, 3:53 p.m.; A West Linn man asked officers to come to his home because he was hearing noises in his bedroom and he “feels evil in the air.” Police checked his bedroom, and assured the man that no one was in the room or under the bed.
Note, these are back-to-back entries in the police blotter. Perhaps a wave of malevolent evil sweeping West Linn?
Look for the Police Log every week at the West Linn Tidings.
[tags] West Linn, Oregon, police, blotter, report, crime, humor [/tags]
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